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Sneezing blood? Have you got massive blisters on your face? - you MAY be experiencing symptoms of Tentalitis. (call your doctor immediately if tentacles have started to sprout from your blisters)

WARNING: the consumption of octupus ink may cause your body to become infected with one of the most horrible self-esteem issuses of your life.
About Tentalitis: It is an unbearable and highly infectious disease, only few can find immunity to such a horrid malediction! Other can get infected-and only within a 15 foot radius! The only cure? The juice extracted from childrens eyeballs of course....*sigh* those get a little hard to come by these days, eh ?
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